These weird world records are all on the books due to genetic abnormalities and some obsessive behavior. World records are great but nobody in their right mind would want these records.
Longest Nose on a living person:
Who: MEHMET ÖZYÜREK of Italy
The record: 8.8cm or 3.46 inches
Our take: This guy shows up 5 minutes early for everything. What a Schnoz.
Most body piercings lifetime:
Who: ELAINE DAVIDSON of Brazil
The Record: 4225 Total Piercings May 13, 2013
Our take: It all started with one Piercing but what’s left? Mom, dad, meet the girlfriend.
The most pierced man:
Who: ROLF BUCHHOLZ of Germany
The record: 453 TOTAL piercings set August 05, 2010
Our take: Would you kiss your mother with that face?
Who: Molly Suxcawk of Las Vegas
The Record: retired at age 86
Our take: Talk about going down in history.
The stretchiest skin:
Who: Garry Turner of the USA
The record: He can stretch his skin 15.8 INCHES from his body.
Our take: Reminds me of Stretch Armstrong or Rubber man. What happens when he spanks the monkey.
Most Bees Covering a Person’s Body:
Who: Ruan Liangming of China
The record: 63.7 kg (140 lb 6.95 oz) and consisted of approximately 637,000 individual insects
Our take: OMG. Most people freak out if a fly lands on them.
Most Live Rattlesnakes in Mouth:
Who: Jackie Bibby of Texas, USA
The Record: 13 Rattlesnakes
Our take: Why would somebody even attempt this let alone continue to invite snakes into his mouth.
Longest fingernails on a pair of hands:
Who: Lee Redmond of Spain
The record: total length of 8.65 m (28 ft 4.5 in)
Our take: How would you eat, wash or wipe your behind?
World’s tallest Mohawk:
Who: KAZUHIRO WATANABE of Japan
The record: 4.035433 feet or 1.23 METRE(S)
Our take: How does he sleep, get through doorways or wear a hat?
Who: YOU JIANXIA of China
The record: 12.4cm or 4.88 inches
Our take: She could come in handy on hot days by batting her eyelashes and creating a cool breeze.
First implanted antenna:
Who: Neil Harbisson
The record First implanted antenna that allows Neil to effectively ‘hear colour’ as the antenna converts light waves into sound waves and transmits this to Neil’s inner ear. This implant also allow Neil to connect to the internet and receive telephone calls.
Our take: He is the world’s first Cyborg and hopefully the last.
Who: Jim Arrington
The record: 85 years and 6 days.
Our take: It is incredible that he has kept himself fit over the years but nobody wants to see an 85 year old bodybuilder.
Tallest high top fade:
Who: BENNY HARLEM
The record: 52.07 or 20.5 inches
Our take: Get a haircut, you look stupid.
Who: Ram Singh Chauhan
The record: 4.29 METREs or 14 feet
Our Take: Imagine sitting next to this guy on a flight with 14 feet of facial hair invading your space. How does he not trip on a moustache that size.
Largest Hairy Family:
Who: RAMOS GOMEZ FAMILY
The record: 98 PERCENT of their bodies are covered in hair due to a rare condition called congenital generalized hypertrichosis.
Our take: Hairy people living in Mexico with all that heat must be brutal. They should find a milder climate. It is simply tragic but they seem happy.
Who: EKATERINA LISINA of Russia
The record: 132.8 AND 132.2 cms or 52.28 inches and 52.04 inches (that over 4 feet)
Our take: She is a Russian model and her legs are her income. At 6’ 9” she might have a hard time finding a date but she has the legs to attract the men.
Longest Tongue (female):
Who: Chanel Tapper of United States
The record: 3.8 inches long
Our take: Should you roll down the window when she gets in the car so she can pant like a dog. Can she French kiss?
Longest tongue ever:
Who: NICK STOEBERL
The record: 3.97 inches
Our take: This guy kept bragging about the size of his tongue until it was finally measured. What do you do when you are known for the longest tongue in the world?
The longest eyebrow hair:
Who: Zheng Shusen
The record: 7.5 inches.
Our take: Why oh why would somebody continue to grow their eyebrow hair. Have scissors, will cut.
Largest Human Feet:
Who: Robert Wadlow
The record: 47 Cm or 18.5 inches
Our take: All his shoes would have to be custom made and he would suck at dancing.
Farthest eyeball pop:
Who: KIM GOODMAN of turkey
The record: Almost ½ inch, 0.47 inches beyond her eye sockets.
Our take: It’s a great party trick. It just looks so freaky.
Who: Zdenek Zahradka of the Czech Republic
The record: survived 10 days buried in a coffin underground with no food or water and only a breathing pipe connecting him to the outside world.
Our take: Imagine volunteering to be buried alive. A Sri Lankan man just passed away attempting to break this record.
Longest Beard on a living male:
Who: Sarwan Singh of Canada
The record: 8 ft 2.5 in. The longest beard of all time was 17 ft 6 in.
Our take: While the current record is impressive and a beard that size would make life difficult, the all time record was more than double that size—a 17 foot beard.
Number of children born to one mother:
Who: MRS. VASSILYEVA of Russia back in 1782
The record: 69 children, 16 pairs of twins, seven sets of triplets and four sets of quadruplets.
Our take: Hard to believe that one woman gave birth to 69 children. What a baby factory. No picture is available and nobody seems to know her first name, just MRS. VASSILYEVA.
World’s largest natural breasts:
Who: Annie Hawkins-Turner
The Record: 70 inches, or 5.83333 feet
Our take: She could feed a village.
World’s hairiest girl:
Who: Supatra Sasuphan
Our take: This poor girl has a condition called Ambras syndrome. She looks like the first female Chewbacca.